U Mu$t Be A Gud Runner Bcz U r Alwz Running In My Mind

U Mu$t Be A Gud Thief cz U Hav $tolen My Heart

& im Alwz A Bad $hooter Bcz I Mi$$ U Alwz.*

Aaj He Kal Chale Jayenge
Kya Pata Yad B Aayege Ya Nahi Ayenge
"Kabhi Mile Fur$at To Yad Kar Lena
"Hum To $irf 1 Hichki $e Hi Khu$h Ho Jayege*

An$uo Ki Likhawat Ko Tum Padh Na $akoge
Gile Kagaz Pe Tum Kuch Likh Na $akoge
Yaad Aayegi Tumko Hamari Bate
Kho Kar Jab Tum Hame Pa Na $akoge*

Muddat Hui Wo Rulane Nahi Aaye
In Jalti Ankho Ko Bujane Nahi Aaye
Kehte The $ath Jiynge 7 Marenge
Hm Ruthe The 1Roj Aajtak Wo Manane Nhi Aye.*

"Lafz Apna He Jubaan Apni He
"Do$ti Karna To $haan Apni He
"Jitna B Gum Ho A Do$t Hume De Do
"Qki $aare $haher Me Gam Ki Dukaan $irf Apni He*

Dil Dhadkan Ke Bina
Ji$m Ruh Ke Bina
In$an Chahat Ke Bina
Hu$n Tarif Ke Bina
Phul Khu$hbu Ke Bina
Aur
Hum Uda$ Hai
Apke Bina.*



"Khu$hi $e Khub$urat Teri $ham Kar Du
"Apna Pyar Tere Naam Kar Du
"Agar Dobara Zindgi Mili
"To Har Baar Ye Zindgi Tere Naam Kar Du

Upar $e Gu$$a Dil$e Pyar Karte Ho
Nazre Churate Ho Dil Bekarar Karte Ho
Lakh Chupao Duniya $e Muje $ab Pata He
Tum Roz Muje Dil $e Yaad Karte Ho.*


Jaan Kehkar Jaan Le Gaye Wo
Apna Keh K Jahaan Le Gaye Wo
Hum To Aankh Band Karke Chal Diye The Unke Piche
Jannat Keh K Kabri$tan Le Gaye Wo.*

"Mi$take$ R Painful When They Happen
"But Year$ Later Collection Of Mi$take$ I$ Called "EXPERIENCE"
"Which Lead$ U To "$UCCE$$".*

Absurd sms

☻Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …
☻NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
☻Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
☻I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
☻DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
☻Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
☻Don't drink water.… Fish fuck in it!
☻5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his own bike and wanted to go home!
☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
☻I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy.
☻Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
☻Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
☻Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. i don't scream, i don't cry. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly!
☻Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't…
☻I'm popey the sailorman, I'm member of the klu klux clan, when I pull the triger, I kill a fucking nigger. I'm popey the sailor man, toet toet.
☻I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids.
☻Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…
☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
☻The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive

Aam Bahu Dur Thi Juo 6o Ae $aru Nathi
Munga Rahi N $ambhalya Kro 6o A $aru Nthi.Mara 6o Atle J $alah Apu 6u Dil Ma Ghu$i Ne Tofan Kro 6o A $aru Nthi*


Bhale Jivan Ma Thodi Rah Jovi Padi,Kudrat Pa$e Koi Ni Chah Mangvi Padi,Pan Jyare Aene Aapi Tamari Do$ti Ni Bhet,To Mare Pn Zindgi Ne Wah Wah Kehvi Pdi*

Tere Dil Me Do$ti Ki Buniyad Rakhege
Khud Ko Kaid Tujko Azad Rkhege
Khi Ho Na Jye Gu$taki
Do$ti Me
I$liye Hm Apne Kdm Tere Kdmo Ke Bad Rkhege

Hum Garibo Ka Koi GHAR Ho Zaruri To Nahi
Zindgi Phul Ka Bi$tar Ho Zaruri To Nahi
Mene Khwabo Me Tara$a Ji$e
Tu Wahi Kimti Pathar Ho Zaruri To Nahi*

Andhera Mila He To Ro$hni Bhi Milegi
"Gum Mila He To Khu$hi B Milegi
"Rehta Nahi Ek Hi Mou$am Hume$a Do$t
"Aan$u Mile He To Han$i Bhi Milegi*

Dard Ke An$u Beh Jate He
Kuch An$u U$ki Kahani Keh Jate He
An$u Kehta He Mat Ro Unke Liye
Jo Tumhe Bich Ra$te Me Chhod K Chale Jate He.


Hmko Hame$ha Apne Dil Me Ba$aye Rakhna
Yado K Chirag Yu Hi Jalaye Rakhna
Bahut Lamba $afar He Zindgi Ka
1 Hi$$a Zindgi Ka Hme B Banaye Rakhna*


DiL Lagana Agar Hota Aa$aan
"To Na Hote Yu Aa$hiq Pare$haan
"$irf DiL Hi Nahi Luta I$hq Me Yaaro
"Loot Jaate He Roti,Kapda Aur Makaan.

Ham B Kabi Mu$kuraya Karte The
Ujalo Me B $hor Machaya Krte The
U$i Ne Jala Diye Meri Hatho Ki Lakiro Ko
Ji$ Diye Ko Ham Hawa $e Bachaya Krte The

Dil Hua Zakhmi Magar Ki$iko Khabar Nahi
Meri Chahato Ka U$ Pe Koi A$ar Nahi
Ho K Juda Tum$e Koi Mar Jayega
$un Ke U$ne Kaha Ye Koi Badi Khabar Nahi*

"Itz Difficult To 4get $um1 Who Wa$ Ur$ & Changed Ur Life "But Itz Even More Difficult To 4get $um1 Who Wa$ Never Ur$ But Yet Changed Ur Life.* S.$ Mohbbat Ka Teri Ek Yahi To $ila He Tuje Yad Karke Mera Dil Hi Jala He Yado Ko Teri Bhala Ke$e Bhula Du? $ab Kuch Lutakar Ek Yahi To Mila He.* Agr Ho Waqt To Mulaqat Kijiye Dil Kuch Kehna Chahe To Baat Kijiye Yu To Mu$hkil He Fur$at Nikalna Par 1 Lamha Mil Jaye To Hume Yaad Kijiye* "Ae$a Do$t Kaha Milta Hai "Din-Raat Jo Apko Yaad Karta Hai "Apka Reply Aaye Ya Na Aaye Lekin "Wo Roz $M$ Ki Bar$at Karta Hai.* S.$ Aapko Pane Ki Khwai$ Jine $e Jyada Aapko Khone Ka Dar Marne $e Jyda Aap$e Bichdne K Dard Hr Dard $e Jyada QKi Hum Apko Chahte H Khud $e Jyada* Do$to $e Dur Hona Majburi Hoti He Hakikat Ki Duniya B Jaruri Hoti He Kon C Ha$rat H Jo $apno $e Puri Hoti H Do$t Na Ho To Hr Khu$hi Aduri Hoti H Har $ham Har Rat Intezar Me Guzri Zindgi Beb$i K $ailab Me Guzri Hm Wo Phool The Ji$e Wo Rakhkr Bhul Gye Fir Tamam Umar Hmari Unki KITAB Me Guzri* $apno Ko $apne Maan Kar Tod Na Dena Dil Ki Irade Ko Chhod Na Dena Tum Me Ka$hi$ He $ab Kuch Pane Ki Namumkin $amaz Kar Kuch Chhod Na Dena.* Juki Hui Palko $e Unka Didar Kiya $b Ku6 Bhula K Unka Intzar Kiya Wo Jan Hi N Paye Kabi Jzbat Mere Jinhe Dunya Me Mene $b$e Jyada Pyar Kiya.* Pyar Itna Mat Karna Ke Dil Reh Na $ake Dur Itna Mat Rehna K Ham $eh Na $ake Karte Ham B He Ap$e Utna Hi Pyar Jitna Tum Aaj Tak Ham$e Kar Na $ake*